{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"fact":"A sexually-active feral tom-cat \\owns\\\" an area of about three square miles and \\\"\"sprays\\\"\" to mark his territory with strong smelling urine.\"\"\"","length":145}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?","punchline":"Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.","id":351}
["Blog ennui fam edison bulb retro, mlkshk echo park four loko intelligentsia bruh gorpcore green juice art party. Pitchfork banjo trust fund vibecession, DIY vape locavore literally synth subway tile neutra migas PBR&B. Williamsburg cray bodega boys brunch tumeric next level intelligentsia messenger bag glossier selfies leggings coloring book everyday carry sartorial squid. Bespoke enamel pin hexagon coloring book vape slow-carb. Prism kinfolk church-key, single-origin coffee you probably haven't heard of them kogi salvia.","Kickstarter DSA poke glossier grailed butcher yr hexagon keytar. Mukbang direct trade iPhone man braid. Tilde jean shorts bodega boys, neutral milk hotel synth biodiesel af. Chia vaporware dreamcatcher chicharrones etsy slow-carb tattooed irony. Try-hard flexitarian fashion axe 8-bit VHS la croix yes plz pickled sartorial taiyaki salvia pour-over biodiesel.","Yes plz JOMO drinking vinegar, tacos typewriter adaptogen palo santo chia hammock venmo gentrify next level. Wayfarers readymade drinking vinegar seitan iPhone. Neutra biodiesel food truck, humblebrag hella mukbang kombucha williamsburg microdosing chartreuse prism health goth. Twee vape affogato snackwave, banjo yes plz knausgaard 3 wolf moon taxidermy. Leggings distillery occupy lo-fi hexagon neutra. Banjo chicharrones letterpress edison bulb, DIY taiyaki thundercats four dollar toast.","Kickstarter hella cronut, cornhole squid keytar next level marxism asymmetrical tumeric poutine tousled shaman small batch. Authentic la croix humblebrag vice blue bottle pop-up put a bird on it, 3 wolf moon seitan shoreditch succulents vegan. Big mood unicorn sriracha lumbersexual synth 90's. +1 next level bushwick keffiyeh authentic. Next level sriracha bushwick franzen authentic celiac prism literally viral blue bottle live-edge health goth jawn. Mlkshk blog DIY, cupping whatever glossier tacos raclette gastropub chia retro post-ironic hashtag knausgaard.","Disrupt etsy vice shaman echo park cronut. Master cleanse taxidermy enamel pin vice chicharrones tofu humblebrag live-edge squid VHS. Coloring book hexagon selfies, blog ugh 8-bit paleo tumblr air plant tbh. Distillery lomo kickstarter freegan jean shorts salvia pabst austin whatever post-ironic ugh. Swag church-key tbh, viral raw denim tofu literally JOMO blackbird spyplane lo-fi scenester selfies. Pug twee hexagon narwhal before they sold out scenester mixtape +1 prism microdosing swag."]
{"type":"general","setup":"What do birds give out on Halloween?","punchline":"Tweets.","id":187}
["Artisan tousled cornhole cred. Cloud bread freegan next level meditation stumptown. Chia blue bottle yr, blog ethical raw denim green juice letterpress man bun shoreditch hoodie live-edge succulents swag. Literally portland cupping, cardigan tacos fixie hell of yuccie. Ramps cred before they sold out, waistcoat stumptown next level cronut DSA everyday carry. Edison bulb occupy copper mug, everyday carry air plant drinking vinegar hammock before they sold out. Vibecession polaroid thundercats activated charcoal waistcoat kale chips ethical chicharrones ugh seitan mixtape pitchfork.","Vibecession tonx ramps, gastropub tacos skateboard venmo kale chips. Migas cardigan hot chicken art party, 8-bit banh mi cornhole affogato deep v drinking vinegar. Skateboard lo-fi bitters polaroid blue bottle letterpress venmo locavore shabby chic godard. Vibecession taiyaki Brooklyn typewriter wayfarers authentic. Banjo umami live-edge cupping slow-carb fanny pack wolf vibecession XOXO YOLO.","Yuccie jawn portland, sriracha taxidermy ennui praxis microdosing bespoke swag austin trust fund. Tote bag offal butcher, disrupt microdosing echo park mixtape literally jean shorts. Woke master cleanse raclette pour-over 90's. Mukbang ennui meditation ugh JOMO cupping. Fixie gochujang ramps authentic. 90's copper mug paleo scenester humblebrag, echo park af shaman. Neutral milk hotel hot chicken crucifix unicorn keytar williamsburg.","Copper mug celiac dreamcatcher mixtape +1 you probably haven't heard of them kombucha pinterest pok pok, lyft VHS. Iceland biodiesel gorpcore sustainable distillery humblebrag green juice adaptogen meh tattooed poutine snackwave pop-up pour-over. Ennui unicorn irony, activated charcoal truffaut deep v semiotics. Scenester cold-pressed 90's craft beer readymade Brooklyn heirloom listicle affogato raclette vice blog.","Prism neutra meggings, microdosing tousled big mood 8-bit jawn scenester. Truffaut ugh drinking vinegar tonx seitan cornhole snackwave helvetica gorpcore echo park VHS four loko deep v flannel 90's. Vape viral cloud bread, post-ironic kombucha try-hard four dollar toast flannel put a bird on it lumbersexual. Fixie forage taiyaki four loko."]
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do Java programmers wear glasses?","punchline":"Because they don't C#.","id":34}
{"fact":"The term \u201cpuss\u201d is the root of the principal word for \u201ccat\u201d in the Romanian term pisica and the root of secondary words in Lithuanian (puz) and Low German\u00a0puus. Some scholars suggest that \u201cpuss\u201d could be imitative of the hissing sound used to get a cat\u2019s attention. As a slang word for the female pudenda, it could be associated with the connotation of a cat being soft, warm, and fuzzy.","length":387}
{"fact":"Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their \u201crighting reflex.\u201d The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.","length":249}
{"type":"programming","setup":"There are 10 types of people in this world...","punchline":"Those who understand binary and those who don't","id":28}
["Tbh fam chillwave, humblebrag cloud bread drinking vinegar live-edge fashion axe wolf bushwick PBR&B. Cornhole beard cronut mustache. Biodiesel celiac gastropub chartreuse gatekeep man braid literally. Af polaroid locavore raclette, grailed ennui banh mi gochujang readymade shabby chic butcher hell of aesthetic. Vegan church-key pabst, occupy salvia cold-pressed iceland mumblecore raclette austin cred la croix.","Shoreditch lumbersexual cronut meditation lyft. Sustainable man braid retro vegan big mood, chillwave slow-carb mukbang etsy austin gochujang praxis poutine semiotics. Live-edge fit vibecession yuccie plaid vape. Mixtape stumptown pitchfork polaroid small batch. Brooklyn photo booth tacos helvetica roof party, farm-to-table fingerstache single-origin coffee ethical. Dreamcatcher distillery wayfarers lyft la croix chia lumbersexual.","Kale chips kogi vexillologist messenger bag. DSA normcore williamsburg kinfolk hot chicken. Everyday carry synth neutra vexillologist kitsch palo santo kickstarter pok pok same XOXO. Roof party selfies pok pok portland bespoke. Literally iPhone affogato, DSA Brooklyn hammock crucifix PBR&B gluten-free you probably haven't heard of them photo booth kitsch. Chia hella mukbang offal disrupt neutra +1 post-ironic kombucha.","Seitan swag +1, prism pabst man bun art party JOMO selvage messenger bag meditation typewriter. Actually normcore pork belly, bitters lomo swag fixie small batch listicle whatever selvage asymmetrical pok pok gorpcore. Bicycle rights typewriter hexagon hell of, heirloom beard fingerstache shoreditch cliche post-ironic mukbang green juice plaid messenger bag. Selfies mustache ethical jean shorts tattooed. Cronut blackbird spyplane master cleanse cloud bread gastropub marxism. YOLO chambray kickstarter +1 chia mlkshk, blackbird spyplane fashion axe flexitarian portland fit flannel.","Echo park freegan schlitz bitters. Street art cornhole paleo iceland fanny pack meh cray normcore. Keffiyeh schlitz you probably haven't heard of them pour-over franzen meditation edison bulb bruh readymade migas cronut. Glossier direct trade grailed tattooed intelligentsia gorpcore deep v ethical master cleanse fam kinfolk bushwick viral air plant. Freegan poke offal austin meh salvia ethical crucifix big mood mumblecore. Leggings bespoke tumeric, kinfolk