Anders Oechsler is a retired Danish handball player who lastly played for the Danish league team Team Tvis Holstebro. Previously he played for KIF Kolding in Denmark and GWD Minden and TV Grosswallstadt in Germany. He retired in 2016.
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{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}
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