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Founded by artists, the Boca Raton Museum of Art was established in 1950 as the Art Guild of Boca Raton. The organization has grown to encompass an Art School, Guild, Store, and Museum with permanent collections of contemporary art, photography, non-western art, glass, and sculpture, as well as a diverse selection of special exhibitions. The museum is located at 501 Plaza Real, Boca Raton, Florida in Mizner Park.
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Christian Guttmann is an entrepreneur, business executive and scientist in Artificial Intelligence, Multi-Agent Systems, and Quantum AI. He has three citizenships. He is the vice president in Engineering and Artificial Intelligence at Pegasystems, and leads AI including the development of AI Agent Systems, Large Language Models and Generative AI. He is an adjunct associate professor at the University of New South Wales, Australia and Adjunct senior researcher at the Karolinska Institute, Sweden. Guttmann has edited and authored 7 books, over 50 publications and 4 patents in the field of Artificial Intelligence. He is a keynote speaker at international events, including CeBIT and is cited by MIT Sloan Management review and Wall Street Journal.
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Phintella is a genus of jumping spiders that was first described by W. Bösenberg & Embrik Strand in 1906.
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