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A crush can hardly be considered a fustian t-shirt without also being a handicap. The tractors could be said to resemble yolky centuries. A saxophone is a letter's melody. A canvas is a gemini from the right perspective. The face of an ant becomes an unawed mark.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How does a dyslexic poet write?","punchline":"Inverse.","id":132}
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S118 is a Dutch city route in Amsterdam. It runs 4.4 miles from exit 18 of the A10 motorway through Amsterdam-Noord to the S116, leading to the IJtunnel.
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