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Fokus was a political party in Denmark founded in 2010. Originally a splinter group of the Danish People’s Party (DF), the politics of Fokus differed from that of DF on a number of issues. For instance, while DF supported Lars Løkke Rasmussen, Fokus had voiced support for Helle Thorning-Schmidt of the Social Democrats. The party was dissolved in 2015.
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