Eugène Bayon was a French sprinter. He competed in the 400 m event at the 1920 Summer Olympics, but failed to reach the final.
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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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